I dismember bein' this bored once. Yeah. When was it? Musta been in histry class back in 7th grade. Yeah, it was. They was goin' on about the golden spike and all that and Sir John A. McDoneld, the flippin' goof who was the first, like Prime Ribister in this country, and he was 3 quardrs pissed about 98% of the time which explains why they would end up with a country that don't rightly know which flippin' end is up and has 2 offishal lenguages..one of which ain't English! Bad flippin' idea. It has caused a whole lotta trubble, lemme tell ya. The FRogs think they own half of my town! That's a laff and a half, eh?

Lookin' around, I don't see anyone here who looks like an Ozzie Osbourne fan. Nope. This is sad. Not one metalhead in sight. Where can a guy get a free beer and some action around here?