A final blast of the trumpet comes over the six-story-high speakers, and an announcement....

Laid
ease &
gentilemen,
Goys &
Burls!
the
bookmobile has
arrived and is now
open for business!
Over a quarter
million books on
folk, blues, jazz
and other such
music! Over a
million recordings
and the stuff to
play them on, from
wax cylinders to
telepathetic
stereo! All of your
fave raves of the
past, present, and
future! Come one,
come all, and learn
that you’re not the
first one to play
“rosin the beau” in
12/8 and the key of
E#! Everyone
welcome except
shane, who owes
more than he can
ever pay in library
fines! See officer
dana, the library’s
security officer, in
her tight leather
uniform! Marvel to
her tassel
twirling! Come one,
come all (except
shane, unless he
pays his library
fines) to this
informational
marvel of the age!