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Thread #88825   Message #1669411
Posted By: gnomad
15-Feb-06 - 11:35 AM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Good sailors sing of Songs of lassies and a courage and fortunes, as the sea their hearts with courage to make powerful letters fill that I Song of a sailor sings however that I met in Jamaica which examined the ƒÄ more courageous +dˆeëèl the courageous one in all the seven seas. * happy Jacks undrinkable Ale powerful a sup to use the wind in your veil, the this happy Jacks undrinkable Ale. Our captain tested once tankard Jacks powerful of the Potion a whole which it seemed towards the line, therefore we awoke all naps left to insert us, in Screams in our manner of captain in the nest that let us sing in top tried to him to fly with the wind and become died to him finished. The Chorus of this Ale was as dark as one night without the moon in December which is as bitter as a man who lost his pizzle in May which is also strong, like six horses, like land-mark and evils, which of Judas ask those drinkers worldliest Jacks, she most surely says. * Chorus I segelte with a young man, who high and also broad, that Pint the mountain one of a half a this sailor downwards after a knee to place, which to pay attention to us, while it so white that high Klippen Dover itself to turn and old Jacks like blue powerful gift sea warf-oben. Chorus I tested once a casing of Jacks demonic invention, but to slip by I believed that I awoke me with a chicken, two ducks had precisely, a lamb and the bovine one by which sights on their faces that I must have had a good night.

Well, the last line says it all.