STEP RIIIGHT UP, LADEEEZ AND GENTLMINNN!
I can guess yer weight, innybody's weight, within two pounds.
I get it right, it costs ya a mere dollar; just a dollar.
I get it wrong, you go home a winner.
If I'm wrong by more than two pounds, you pick a nice prize off one of those bottom two shelves.
But, ladies and gents, that's not all.
If I'm wrong by more than 5 pounds, you get that beautiful Estaban guitar right there.
But that's not all!
If I'm wrong by more than 10 pounds, you get to choose a Martin or Gibson off the third shelf.
But that's still not all; lissen up now!!
If I miss your weight by more than 20 pounds, you take home that hand-made, inlayed,
GRIT LASKIN GUITAR right up there top-center.

You, the gentleman in the green shirt; how about you?
How about you, little lady? What's that shirt say? Nitro Wildcats? Hey, I don't have much experience
guessing wildcats; just look at those guitars.

Just one dollar, just one dollar, folks, for a chance to win one of these beautiful guitars!