AAAAHHHH! Lovely place to set a spell. Ellie Oakley at yer service. Been workin over at the J-Lazy-H for a solid month now with no liquor or menfolk worth lookin' at. Barkeep, finger or two of the finer stuff for m'self, and another mug for the sailor. *wink*

S'pose I'll be havin' ta check my rifle at the bar...I don't aim to shoots none that aint askin for it, and even if they is, I swear I'll only wing'em.

Hey, you on the porch! Mind yer walkin' round that hoss of mine. He ain't but green-broke and about as much fun as a hat full of bees. He takes yer fool head off, it'll be yer own fault.

Barkeep, where can a trail weary gal find a hot bubble bath in this here outpost?