Respect your elders................Yeah right!
Give up your seat for an old person or a pregnant lady.....See above
Always say please and thank you...............Who me?
An apple for the teacher...........Look for the needle marks
Don't be rude to your parents...............The money tree you mean?
Spare the rod and spoil the child........You touch me I'll tell the cops
Little kids should be in bed by 8 PM.......But the porno channels don't start till midnight!
If you want something you should save up for it.................What are grandparents for then?
Animals should be kept off the furniture.........My cat has her own sofa

Miserable old curmudgeon.....................Who me????????
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