Shane wanders forlornly about, trying to find just one sign of real North Ontario culture, one Death Metal workshop, one Ozzie cover band, one wet T-shirt contest, one really dumb girl with majorly visible assets and not much good judgement, one replay of Hockey Night in Canada...in a sea of sophisiticated, cosmopolitan, multi-cultural folkies.

"I feel like a stranger in a strange flippin' land," he mutters disconsolately. Then he brightens up for a moment. "Geez. That'd make a good title fer a book..."