Aye, Mr Murdoch. Listen to Nige - she speaks from Bognor in East Sussex. If you want to go, then go but come back immediately 'cause from what you've written here over the years, you obviously have a lot to contribute. Making people smile can't yet be a crime anywhere, surely.

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Bugger - I think the server must be down...