Realize....that "guest" is a nomenclature or friendship

Sincerely, sorry that you are offended at being a "guest."

Pick-pockets, grifters, drifters, and mal-contents are not GUESTS

Only those of "quality" enter my home to spend the night

If you are a "GUEST" consider yourself honored

WE could have been "barred" but you are welcome,....because you are a "guest."

Please.....PLEASE sit down awhile, share the brew, enjoy the crew, and don't lift a finger....for "your are our guest"