"Any news on Derek's health? I heard he was quite ill back in the autumn.

Splott Man "

He didn't mention his brush with the Grim Reaper when he posted on here on 2/2/06. Unless, of course, "Brimmo" isn't really Derek at all but an evil imposter. I think we should be told.

OK "Brimmo"...... let's see if you're who you claim to be: What shape is the birthmark on your right buttock? Is it shaped like:

(a) a banjo
(b) Diego Garcia
or (c) the Napster logo?

Only Derek (or someone VERY intimate with him) will know the answer.