You'd better miss me boys i'm no liberal, glide west young men......

The ancient mariner passes a fresh towel to the lovely young naked lady who is now trying to open the door to a ladies changing room to retreive her clothes surrounded by some dangerous looking men who were chasing her down the broadwalk.

"Stand Fast" he steps in front of the men and his hand drops instinctively to the Colt .45 "The lady don't need your company in there"   The mob becomes angry some of them are reaching inside their pockets for weapons when the mariners eyes menace them into innaction He says very firmly "If you draw a weapon boys don't blink cause you'll die in the darkness if you do" Only one man decides to try; out of his pocket comes a snubbie .38 S&W revolver
The .45 fires three times two bullets concentrated dead centre in the mans chest and one large hole appears in the mans forehead he is dead before the body hits the broadwalk.

That's called the Mozambique drill boys, anyone else need a demo?

The crowd quickly fades away.... The mariner sits down and waits for the police to arrive....