Basra, Major West? Ha! He wouldn't dare go near Basra. Hector Ballsworthy is an arrant coward. He's a ridiculous man who dresses in cheap polyester suits and sports a ludicrous mustache meant to look like the young Geraldo Rivera. He fancies himself as a crusading journalist, but he's just a cheap scandal-monger. He is phonier than margarine and more slippery than a pickled herring. He is a laughing-stock who lives out a vampire-like existence preying on people who actually have a life, which he most certainly does not! He has pestered Aunt Penelope and Uncle Winston for years with this sensationalist blather. If only we were living in an earlier and far more honourable age, I feel sure he would have been beheaded by now, and no loss either.

TTFN!

- Veronica