There you go, you stupid lit'l rich girl. Ha! Ha! I am laughin' at you out of bof sides of me mouf. Ha! Ha! Ha! No danger of bird flu 'ere, coz the bloody fing's been gone for a year.

I don't care wot it died of. The main fing is, it's DEAD! The rotten, stinkin', foul-mouthed PARROT wot almost ruined me marriage IS DEAD!!!!!! RING THE BELLS AND START THE PARADES, SAYS I!

- Olive Whatnoll