The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89075 Message #1677637
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
24-Feb-06 - 09:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: How do we improve on the poodle?
Subject: RE: BS: How do we improve on the poodle?
How to improve a poodle:
1) Replace that ever-growing curly hair with a smooth coat.
2) Do not dock its tail.
3) Reduce the length of its legs by half.
The result would look a lot like this.