What can you do if you are being noodled on the Internet? Coping with noodling can be difficult, but remember, you are not the problem, the noodle is. You have a right to feel safe and unnoodled.
And if you're different in some way, be proud of it! Stand strong. Spend time with your friends - noodles hardly ever bother people if they're with others in a group.

You've probably already tried ignoring the noodle, telling them to stop and walking away whenever the noodling starts.
If someone is noodling you, you should always tell a friend you can trust....or a highly paid analyst or counselor. This isn't telling tales. You have a right to be safe and unnoodled and freinds and professionals can do things to get the noodling stopped. So can a guy with a bullwhip, a TV remote, a machete, and a cattle prod. Such people can be hired in extreme cases of noodling.

We all owe it to ourselves not to turn a blind eye toward the noodling that goes on in real life, as well as in cyber-space. As Leonard Cohen once alluded to "the homicidal bitchin' that goes down in every kitchen"...this is not a matter to be taken lightly.

No siree.