The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87878   Message #1680291
Posted By: Wilfried Schaum
27-Feb-06 - 11:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
And Now Something Positive About Women And Men

Are you fed up with the battle of genders? Men and women are different - without question. But instead of stressing the negative sides of men and women, why not praise the positive ones?

So let us start with women:

Women are compassionate, full of love, and socially directed. Women shed tears when they are happy. Women are always doing small things to show that they are caring and concerned. They never will give up in a struggle to get what they are thinking to be the best for their offspring (best schools, best doctor ... )
Women alway smile when they are no more able to rise. They know how to convert a simple meal to a gala dinner.
Women know how to get most for their money. They know how to console an unhappy friend. Women are bringing joy and laughter into this world. They know how to engage children in play for endless hours! They are lovely and loyal.
Women have a will of steel behind their tender attitude. They would walk miles to help a friend in distress. Women are easily driven to tears by injustice. They know to give a man the feeling of being a king.
Women make the world a happier place to live in.

And now men:






Without effort they are able to lift heavy weights and to kill spiders.

(this is dedicated to my beloved wife to whom I am married for nearly 28 years. The description fits.)