A jug of ale or a bottle of moonshine, quick, I've just escaped from ye Neil Young stockade where I was locked up for selling weapons to the locals. Yes, these things carved from rosewood I call kazoos and the varmints call terror sticks, for my playing has been known to empty a settlement, nay maybe a whole colony. I've seen men in coonskin caps but is that a wench with a cat on her head and a man blowing a possum's...?
I think I'll get back to the stockade.
RtS