Whey ye Bugga! Barden ye sod!!

Aah wez hopin' te buy yez a jar at Fareham again this year

Aah cannit gerraway again coz aa'm working the whole weekend again (apart from Sat'duh when aah'm in Abingdon wi' Ron Trueman-Border deein' a double-heider at The Unicorn Theatre

Just as soon as Peter Cheg dizzent need uz any mair aah'mm ganna gan te Miskin an' aall but hey man!! Money forst and pleasure next!

Dee uz a favour! Give that Andy Jackson a greet big hug from his Uncle Geordie! Aah didn't get te taalk tiv 'im at Brian'n Inghams funeral

Gerrontivit ye buggaz