An middle-aged farmer wanted to pass his farm on to an heir and so succesfully courted a woman much younger than himself. He called at the doctors to make sure his sperm count was OK and was given a small bottle for a sample.

He came back two days later with the top still on and the bottle empty.

When asked why there was no sample he told the doctor he had tried with his left hand, and his right hand.

He told him that his wife had tried with her left hand and her right hand. She had also tried with her teeth and they had got the woman from the next farm to give it a go.

She had tried with her left hand, with her right hand, with her mouth and teeth. She had even taken out her false teeth and tried like that.

But despite all that effort........................














They still couldn't get the top off the bottle.