Tactical Police Scapple is what the womenz folks around here us fir perfume, Steve...

You think yer gonna break this up with *that*???

Heck, pass some of it over... I'll fry up some with a little possum fat and, yummmmmmeeeeeeee....

Now, Steve the Ranger... I lied about not havin' any possum left... I got a 6 foot section of guts and if you make one move toward me I'll necktie you with it so tight that it'll take you a week to get it untied... By then, every person you have ever known will have written you off...

You want that, Steve???

I din't think so...

Maybe we can work out something here like possum guts scrapple... We can us yer name if you like... "Ranger Staves Possum Gut Scrapple"... Has a nice ring to it...

We'll make a bundle...

Or, of course, you can play hardball and go to bed tonight with a possum gut necktie???

Hard choice, I'm sure...

Possum gut necktie or lots o' money...

Give it some thought...

Bobert