Oh... thank heavens you've arrived officer. But, how could you say that none of the above justifies using your pistol or nightstick. Surely, Bodhran kidnapping is a crime?

Say... where is gnomad? And, what IS that stink? I think it's coming from the oven. *GASP*!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...........