...and here it is.

"Earworm, earworm
Seizing my cerebrum
Aggravating melody
An endless loop of pain.

"Earworm, earworm
Crippling my consciousness
There must be some way to flush
You out of my poor brain.

"Earworm, earworm
F#$!ing up my faculties
You and your annoying tune
Are driving me insane."

(Be fair, it's only a rough draft.)

Slán,

~Fionn

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