Har! Har! Yeah, bobad, I read a whole bunch of Lobsang Rampa years ago. All of it. Pretty intriguing stuff. Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?

And if it doesn't....well, too bad! L'i the Enlightened One ain't gonna waste valuable spiritual energy keepin' your sorry ass safe when the walls cave in. No more pizza, baby. And no more nachos either. Just good, clean macrobiotic food grown out on the land and picked fresh by the hands that grew it.