Alaska Mike once wrote and recorded the following:

"I've got my seatbelt firmly fastened,
And there's a barf bag just in case,
The plane goes up and down, my head it spins around,
And I end up with the belly ache-ache-ache-ache-ache."

"And so they climb around like monkeys,
On their sets of wooden bunkies,
For their normal beds are much too large to fit.
And the bathroom is so small I get no privacy at all,
When I try to brush my teeth or take a shower."