"Cause I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff..." - Clinton Hammond


AHA!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it! You're finally admitted it, Clinton, you're a goddamned alien. Probably cold-blooded too. Maybe even green-blooded. This explains your total lack of human empathy and your ruthless, arrogant disregard for people.

Well, the cat is out of the bag now, buster. I have informed the authorities. You will shortly find unsympathetic men in black suits at your door, and will get to spend the next few months being subjected to vivisection and genetic testing and being spun around in giant centrifuges to see if it gives you motion sickness and other delightful stuff like that.

They'll probably try irradiating you too and see if you can take 80,000 rads. They do stuff like that with captured aliens.

If you've got any gigs next month, I'd suggest cancelling them now, cos you ain't gonna be there, sucker.