The Baptist chick whom I dated (briefly, for which I give thanks) was present at a young singles outing when one guy told a slightly risque joke. She referred back to it and noted that it was only to be expected, as "He's a Catholic, not a Christian, you know". The sadist in me would kinda like to see the Monaghans and the protestants of that stripe turned loose on each other, but some decent people might get hurt in the crossfire, and there is enough grief out there already.