I rememeber the days of Mary Whitehouse wanting to ban Chuck Berry's 'My ding-a-ling'. Keith Waterhouse the, then, Daily Mirror columnist suggested banning the carol 'Ding dong merrily on high' as it suggested mutual masterbation while being on drugs:-)

Wonder what else we could come up with?

Hickory dickory dock - Offensive to workers unloading ships?
Ring-a-ring a rosie - Daren't sing that to gardeners!
Little Bo Peep - Boy, was she a dumb blonde...
Jack and Jill - What realy went on between two minors on that hill?

Next!

Cheers

DtG