The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64094   Message #1689103
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
09-Mar-06 - 08:21 AM
Thread Name: BS: Fools In The Real World
Subject: RE: BS: Fools In The Real World
A fowl tale
Adam Gaffin ­ Boston Globe
March 5, 2006

ROSLINDALE, MA -- Somebody in Roslindale is deeply offended by the bikini-clad rubber-chicken doggie chew toys in the window of Pet Cabaret on Washington Street. Lisa Di Pietro, one of the pet supply store's owners, reports on her Pet Talk at Pet Cabaret about a phone call from an irate man:
''He asks how he is supposed to walk his children by our store and explain to them why there are naked chickens in the window."

The other owner, Lisa Schlossberg, ''explained to him that all chickens are naked, they usually don't wear clothes." And the chicken ''was wearing a purple polka-dot bikini, and so was not naked.'' He remained unconvinced. He threatened to call the mayor's office and report us. (I am not sure which department of Mayor Menino's office deals with rubber chickens.)"

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