The bowlegged bookie with the big heart finishes his "coffee", and prepares to leave, bowing to the comely Caitrin, and singing as he makes his way to the back of the room.

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh
The fundamentals still apply
As time goes by

It's still the same old story
A quest for love and glory
A case of do-or-die!
The fundamentals still apply
As time....goes...by!

(Exits through the velvet deadlight drapes, humming).