The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89541   Message #1691929
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Mar-06 - 08:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: The RCMP needs your assistance
Subject: RE: BS: The RCMP needs your assistance
Don't use spit, use water, cotton balls, and lots and lots and lots and lots of time.

Or use Kiwi "Honor Guard" instant spit shine, but don't let your sergeant catch you.