Barry - I have no anxiety about the groupies. They just confirm what a good move I made when I married the Cap'n. I'm getting used to turning round to see other women draped all over him - it's almost a daily occurence.

Ditzee and Barbie - you both have such writing skills! Have you thought about putting those skills to some good use, maybe writing songs for Barry Manilowe?

SINS - one finger on his belaying pin and you're toast! We really must find you a banjo player with a job.