The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89660   Message #1692708
Posted By: JennyO
13-Mar-06 - 10:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: When will time end?
Subject: RE: BS: When will time end?
And when you get there, don't forget to visit The Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for. This, many claim, is not merely impossible but clearly insane, which is why the advertising executives of the star system of Bastablon came up with this slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"