I have a Martin. No it's not a signature one nor is it top of the line. I liked it, it was what I could afford, and I bought it. So that makes me a "wannabe bitch" or somebody that just collects guitars or worse? I don't collect guitars, either, by the way. I only have the one Martin and an Ovation which I bought used. Being fiberglass the Ovation is indestructable and I take it along when I will be playing at outdoor festivals where the instrument will be out in the weather for a long time in uncontrolled conditions. I just don't see why threads like this have to get so nasty.