I sometimes think I'd like a dog. I'd call him Jim or something similar and we'd go out for walks. but then I realise I'm not mature enough to look after a dog, or a guitar, or anything.

if I had a dog it would get scratches in it, like my guitar. people would say - he doesn't treat that dog very well - just as they say about my guitar. the neighbours would say, that's his bloody dog making a noise again - like they do about my guitar.