The main difference between what we call a "cult" and what we recognize as "legitimate religion" is the time they take to indoctrinate their followers. But as long as there is no coercion, followers of either should be free to practice how they will without our interference. And also free to keep their practices off ME.

Shame Hayes doesn't jibe with the "take no prisoners" attitude of South Park. (Or so it seems.) I'll miss him. But I will move on to the next chapter, whatever that may be. South Park is funny as all get out!