Until recently I performed with a folk band in Qatar (Middle East).

We adapted the fourth (royalist) verse of "Twanky Dillo" (Copper Family) thus:

"Here's a health to Sheikh Hamad, and likewise his bint,
And to all the Al-Thanis, may they never be skint,
Which makes the oil prices to rise and to fall........."

Closer to home, is there anyone out there who has heard "Jazz; delicious hot, disgusting cold" by the Bonzo Dog Band and is still able to sit through a trad jazz concert without smirking?