What a BRILLIANT quote from Mark Twain! The man was amazing. I fully expect the day of my death (once it's fully accomplished, that is...) to be the happiest day in this whole life. The stage play will finally be over.

Walrus - Thanks for the corrections of the Churchill lines. My father evidently decided to embellish the original quotes a bit, in order to make it a better story. He usually does that, so I should have guessed.