As I sat down one evening, twas in a small cafe
A forty year old waitress these words to me did say
I see that you're a biker, my brother was one of those
Cos only a biker has a bug spot on his nose.

This goes on about a motorbike that her brother built and there's part of a verse that goes.

He drove off down the highway, he took off like bird
He was doing 180, when he shifted into third................

Can't remember any more, can anybody help me with the rest of this parody?
Giok