All now has there a place in Wigan, a place you who should know:
A small factory employed, which things go whole are.
They do not form however of Jakes or Eccles cakes or things with the stick over the walls,
The night and the day that they work far for uncles Joes Mint of ball.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go outward journey.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve
That they are in the whole country best.

I dad always wished hair buckled on his stripped head
You suck "uncles Joes Mint ball." It is that the doctor said.
Thus, it received uncles Joes Mint ball and all the long night sucked.
When it it next morning rose, it had completely hair on its language.

CHORAL SOCIETY:
Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go itself.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve that they are in the whole country best.