Drunk? You think she's drunk? Nowhere Near!


You're not having to pick you way over random old bottles with the dregs of some eye-watering substance distilled by the high preists of the Idaho legion in an old boiler that it would a really bad idea to take anywhere near a naked flame.

Yes, she can't remember where she got to last night, or what she did, but at least she knows where she is now. And the getting lost bit is just due to so much complicated maths and physics that she couldn't tell whih set of dimensions to look in. We've all done something similar, like taking down a phone number too quickly, and then realising you didn't put the area code down because it was so obvious, and you can't remeber now....