Back in my college days, I was sitting in a bar, quietly sipping a beer and minding my own business, when in walked this GORGEOUS blonde. Short skirt, but legs to go with it and the rest in proportion. She took the bar stool next to mine and said quietly, to the bartender, "A cold beer, please."

She was as out of place there are a healthy meal would be.

Anyway, after I picked my tongue up from the floor and I said, in my sauve and debonair manner, "Hi. Could I rectify your raster? I see that it's a little...."

WHAP!!! before I could explain anything to here.

Well, lemmetellyou, that ended MY career as a raster rectifyier!