I'll save you, Mom! Less than 23 hours and you would have fallen right off the page!

Now, if you're going out, don't forget your mittens and galoshes. And stay away from birds because they might have bird flu. And stay away from cats because a cat might have eaten a bird with bird flu. And stay away from Gluon because he's sick and keeps quarking everywhere. He might have the bird flu too.

Yes, Mom, we know you're a big girl, but we worry so about you.

What? No, Mom, but my daughter's fiance' is.

No, Mom, I don't know if they're going to have the wedding in a synagogue.