Envy? Envy!!??? Ha! Ha! Ha! (gasp!) Ha! Ha! (snort!) Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oh, my....gotta wipe the tears away...

You are imagining that most Canadians envy people for living in the USA? Hey, man, I HAVE lived there. I'm in Canada now by choice. By God, I feel like kissing the ground whenever I return north across that USA border to sane, sensible, peaceful, reasonable Canada.

You are living in a dream world, teribus.