BanjoBonnie comes a-callin'
BanjoBonnie comes a-callin'
With fifteen banjos caterwaulin',
Grrrroundhog!

'Spaw he wants to rock and roll
'Spaw he wants to rock and roll
Pushing possums into groundhog holes
Grrrroundhog!

Look out, boys, what d'ya say!
Look out, boys, what d'ya say!
That groundhog just got ELJ!
Grrrroundhog

There goes Dave, on a course for Wales!
There goes Dave, on a course for Wales!
Got him a groundhog to trim the sails!
Grroundhog!

Poor old Max is turning blue.
Poor old Max is turning blue.
Groundhog ate the CPU!
Grroundhog!

Here comes Åine with a ten-foot log
Here comes Åine with a ten-foot log!
A-looking for a Texas hog!
Grroundhog!

Chingachingachingaching (sound of frailing wildly)

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