3 women walking along the beach when they see a man lying on a beach-towel. He has no arms or legs

Feeling sorry fr him the fist woman asks him if he's ever had a hug

"No!" says the guy - so she hugs him

Second woman says "Have you ever been hugged?"

"No!" He says expectantly - So she hugged him

Third woman asks him if he's ever been f*cked

"No!" he says almost beside himself with delight

She says "You will be when the tide comes in!!"