Please note, Holmfirther, that Wombat is not the name of one of Raggytushes sheep.

Raggytush just trying to get in the front stalls.

This ploy obviously to lessen the possibility of buying anyone a drink by seating himself as far away from the bar as possible. He spent most of Last Whitby Folk Week in the Plough.

I'm not saying that he is as tight as a …………… on second thoughts I don't think we should mention any more small creatures. The fact is that I only said that I would buy him a drink to stop him spitting feathers.