The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #88057   Message #1706067
Posted By: holmfirther
29-Mar-06 - 06:33 PM
Thread Name: Holmfirth Festival of Folk
Subject: RE: Holmfirth Festival of Folk
To complicated..........................A guy is lost in the desert he comes across this old jewish trader...dying of thirst he asks for water..at which the jewish trader replies dwanna buy a tie ?..the guy who is dreaming of a drink says no and walks off in dissgust..the trader shouts out to him there's a diner owned by my brother just over the hill with loads of water........several hours later the guy desperately in need of a drink returns to the jewish trader...the trader asks what happend'?.. thirsty man replies with..'He would'nt let me in without a tie'.................PC       So no tie traders please.