We got in "trouble" at the Nottingham town show a couple years ago for singing "Paddy West" -- "her mate is a bastard, her bos'n's worse" -- ultra-Christian organizers probably noticed the word more than any children in the audience.

Somehow "her mate is the offspring of an unwed mother" doesn't quite hack it.

Laughed about it later with the town tax collector (and fiddle player) as we listed a whole bunch of things that couldn't be sung or played.

Linn