Ya' know Freda, there was this guy on an American train had the same problem with the toilet facilities in the car he was riding in. His solution was to hang his ass out the window!

Well he did and when he "let fly" with his load, there were two drunken bums walking along the tracks and they were both knocked flat by the sixty mile per hour shit. As they got to their feet, one says, "Gawddam!!! That's some kinda' awful smellin' tobacky that guy was chewin'!!!"

The other agreed but then added, "Yeah man, but did you see the lips on that motherfucker?"

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