Ahhh, see the illustrious stars this thread has attracted! Admiral Kirk, in appreciation of your interest and encouragement, here is your own personal natal chart. No more hiding behind your artificial media personas -- your unique, delicate and charming inner self is hereby revealed for all the world to ooo oooo ooooogle!

For instance, the key factors of your natal chart are an Aries Sun, Taurus Moon and Aquarius rising. Your appearance is demonstrated by Aquarius rising, often short and stocky. Aries energy is typical for male pattern baldness as well.

You have epitomized the phrase "Go where no man has gone before," and no wonder --- you are a living example of the Aries pioneer spirit. Adventure roles as a police officer also symbolize an Aries career choice, and your books also show this direction.

You also have Uranus in Aries. Uranus is the ruler of Aquarius, your Rising Sign. This Aquarian "flavor" speaks of your futuristic visions, your dream of bringing them into the present, and your interest in writing.

An abundance of fire energy (Aries) contributes to your warmth and charm. You are a special and unique individual, even if you do this it a little too well! And you have contibuted a great deal to Western culture.

We will always love you, Bill! And if you'd like to discuss your chart in more depth .... hey, and maybe even humour me with a live demonstration of the "Kirk Kiss" I've been pining away for since I was about 8 years old!! .... just beam me directly into your private quarters, anytime!

And yes, I do mean anytime!!!